The Black Eye

So Paige got her first real black eye the other day, and the problem I am having is that everywhere I go, people feel the need to point out the obvious. I am sick of hearing "Oh, looks like she has a black eye", or "hey, she has a black eye". I feel like saying, "NO WAY, I didn't notice!". I think it is a miracle that she has gone 15 months without such an incident. People need to just mind their own business.....
For those of you who don't know, she got it from falling off her rocking horse...only she was trying to ride it standing up on the seat with no hands. I have such a little dare-devil :)